Friday, April 15, 2005

Humor - Quotations

I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property. - Milton Berle

I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus

Do not free the camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - G K Chesterton

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

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