Monday, April 11, 2005

Humor - Mental Health - Procrastination as a Goal

With over 1,256,400 people trying to stop procrastinating (and I’ll bet putting that off), I thought I’d try a goal I can achieve whether or not I do it: START PROCRASTINATING.
  • If I learn to procrastinate, I’ve done it.
  • If I don’t learn to procrastinate, I have procrastinated, and so have reached the goal, too.

I’d rather procrastinate later than sooner. (I thought this one up myself, and yes, it's the easiest goal I've ever had.)

A Joke I heard yesterday:

  • A neurotic is someone who builds sand castles
  • A Psychotic is someone who lives in their sand castle
  • A Psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.

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