- If I learn to procrastinate, I’ve done it.
- If I don’t learn to procrastinate, I have procrastinated, and so have reached the goal, too.
I’d rather procrastinate later than sooner. (I thought this one up myself, and yes, it's the easiest goal I've ever had.)
A Joke I heard yesterday:
- A neurotic is someone who builds sand castles
- A Psychotic is someone who lives in their sand castle
- A Psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.